Why oh Why oh

why oh why oh why do I have to do ironing, cook dinner, wash dishes, make beds, clean the house, go food shopping, take kid backwards and forwards, feed cats and MAKE A FUCKING EASTER BONNET when I really should be getting pissed, fucked and stoned!?!?!

Wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?